Monday, November 19, 2007

Poise-onous tip.

Wedding etiquette can be tricky — and naturally poise and grace are the first things on the mind of a new bride on her wedding day. Wedding planners like rules and if you do too, Soiree Special Events will teach you the most important part of your picture-perfect day: How to hold your bouquet.

Clearly women have been messing it up for centuries, blighting their wedding albums with poorly placed flowers! Don't let that expensive bead work go to waste because you held your bouquet over your head and not against your crotch. If you don't look like you have to pee, you're not doing it right.

So ladies, pay close attention: you are supposed to hold it like a golf club, not a tennis racket.

Your new wedding pose will assuredly score you points with the grandmother who complains you aren't photogenic enough.

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